Champions

A retired hedge-knight who solves most problems by spinning very fast in budget plate armor.

Knighted by a committee that has since disbanded, Bram patrols Ruckus Ravine on principle and a generous pension.

Fires arrows kept at a refreshing sub-zero temperature. Hydration not included.

A frost-touched scout who insists the cold is "good for the joints" while slowing everyone she meets.

A beam mage whose enthusiasm vastly exceeds her impulse control. Comes with sparkles.

Graduated top of a class of one. Believes every problem can be solved with a sufficiently large beam.

A tiny fungal gremlin in an enormous hat. Poisons you while maintaining excellent eye contact.

Technically a colony of polite spores wearing one big coat. Do not hug Sporvik.

A hulking automaton assembled from spare parts and pure intent. Grabs first, asks never.

Reboots nightly. Remembers nothing except that it really enjoys grabbing people.

A tenured chemist who closes distance fast and drops clouds of fumes that violate four safety codes.

Published 0 papers, caused 11 evacuations. Still has tenure somehow.

An edgelord whose "shadow clone" is just Vesh standing very still and hoping you fall for it.

Trained in the ancient art of being somewhere else. Mostly it works.

A kindly grandmother who, when pressed, drops a clearance-bin bear named Mr. Snuggles on her foes. Will bake you cookies. Will also incinerate you.

Bakes for the whole base every Sunday. Nobody asks what fuels the oven.

A walking landslide with a heart of (literal) gold ore. Initiates fights by simply arriving.

Was a mountain. Got bored. Now it commutes.

A duelist with two pistols and zero patience. Shoots first, monologues during the reload.

Wanted in three regions for excessive style. Tips well.

A traveling bard who buffs allies with bangers and debuffs enemies with deep cuts nobody asked for.

Plays every fight like an unpaid gig. Still better than most openers.

A ravenous brute who treats the jungle like an all-you-can-eat buffet and your team like dessert.

Has eaten three dragons and a contract dispute. Still hungry.

A weather forecaster who got tired of being wrong and simply started making the weather instead.

Predicts a 100% chance of pain with scattered electrocution.

A municipal wall that achieved sentience during a budget meeting and has been standing in the way ever since.

Load-bearing. Emotionally and structurally.

A professional acquirer of unattended valuables, including your health bar and your dignity.

Has never paid for anything. Will steal this lore entry too.

A duelist who cannot stand still and cannot stand losing. Treats every fight like a dance recital with knives.

Banned from three dojos for "excessive enthusiasm".

A lighthouse keeper who decided ships were boring and started guiding ADCs to victory instead.

Never lets the light go out. Sometimes literally fights about it.

An ice enchanter who freezes your enemies and your insecurities. Excellent at parties she ruins.

Keeps the team drinks cold and the enemy carry colder.